Horror - shock -gasp!! Racism is alive and kicking in East Leeds!

I went into our local second-hand shop this morning - its like the Old Curiosity Shop but better and to my horror I found a vinyl album of the "Black and White Minstrels 50 Golden Greats"

I paid 50p for the album but could tell by the way  the old woman in the shop was eyeing me that she was most obviously a member of the dreaded East End Park Ku Klux Klan. Racist evil seemed to spring from every pore.

I got the album home and showed it to my neighbours who all found it hilarious (Note to self - move house)

I don't know whether to burn this blatant attack on the feelings of our growing Black minority in Britain, or maybe I should report her to the Race Police (There number is quite easy to remember - 999.)

I may put it in the oven and make a plant pot (gosh oven - implications of terror!, I must be careful)

Maybe I'll donate it to the Stephen Lawrence Foundation so they can ceremoniously destroy it in public and hopefully raising many more thousands of pounds in a sponsored destruction? Or even a Lottery Grant which they so obviously deserve.

I could sell it on E-bay but suspiciously they have no anti-racist category (yet!). I would  give all monies to those endless adverts which finish "....for just three pounds a month you could save.....(fill in blanks)

Before I destroy it in one way or another here is a picture of it. If you are easily shocked - look away!

This is terrible - it could damage race relations - do NOT buy one!