The ANC’s list of achievements !!
Every time there is a public holiday or celebration of sorts the ANC
members all jump on their little soap boxes and spout out all the
“milestone” achievements of the ANC. Well I think I need to help them
out because they seem to be forgetting some of their more important
“milestones”!
So lets start with the fact that in 19 years of ANC rule unemployment
has gone up by 60% !! Well done! But then we know the real reason is to
have more people who can toy toy at a moments notice because they don’t
have to be at work!
South Africa is now the rape capital of the world, and this in a
country where the president has more wives than actual brain cells? I
kid you not – he is addicted to weddings as recently proved by
“guptagate”!!
After 19 years of ANC rule we have achieved the dubious distinction
of being 140th on a world list of 144 countries for our education
department, and this from the country that gave the world Dr. Barnard
and various other leaders in their respective fields!! Now all we
produce is dumb shits who wait for handouts!
We are officially the country where the most hijacks take place,
after all why work to buy a car when you can just take one? Then we
wonder why our leaders travel in convoy? Well it is to make sure the
luxury cars we are paying for are not stolen by hijackers !! Thank you
for being so considerate!!
We are also on the top ten list for the most murders, quite an
achievement for the “new” South Africa – your mother must be so proud of
you Mr. Zuma.
In 19 years the rand/dollar has gone from R3.41 to R9.11 but not to
worry Zuma has apparently just received an e-book with instructions from
Robert Mugabe on how to print more money in larger denominations !! So
we are all good.
During ANC rule the petrol price has gone from R1.73 to R12.83 per
liter, not that it matters, as we pay for their petrol so its all good.
In 19 years our defense force has gone from being the iron fist of
Africa to a laughing stock that can't defend Disneyland from an invasion
of fluffy toys!! The Indian Mafia has proved this point by taking over
our air force base’s and dominating our sovereign air space! I see pap
and curry in our future!!
On the list of most corrupt governments they have given us a special
place right at the top above anything else because nothing can compete
with our leaders in their national sport!! We are the champions!! A gold
watch and dodgy tender for all who took part!! Thank you so much for
taking us to the top!
In 19 years we have ten times more people in squatter camps and 1000%
more illegal immigrants from Zimbabwe to do the jobs our people refuse
to do and from Nigeria so that our leaders don’t miss out on the drug
profits that are available to them and don’t forget the hordes of
Chinese that we are forced to cope with because Zuma is their best
friend and main supplier of Rhino horn!! “velly velly well done you
plick!”
In 19 years our roads, railways, military, police, municipal
services, old age homes, hospitals and orphanages have literally fallen
apart and are worth nothing anymore, but then who needs them? According
to the international press our country is perfect – so no need for all
this helping people shit!
Another Olympic gold event is our parliament – no other country on
the planet has more convicted criminals in their parliament than us!!
Woo hoo!! Take that world we are the champions again!
25% of all South African school girls are HIV+ that is by no means an
easy target to achieve!! Yay!! For our lack of moral fortitude!! We
have out fornicated everyone in the world and spread more disease than
any other country! Our school girls had 100 000 abortions last year and
those are only the legal ones!! Go school girls!! And go coat hanger
doctors – you make us so proud to be South African!!
We are also now the dumbest population on the planet!! The ANC lies
to us, rapes us, tortures us, impoverishes us steals from us and disarms
us and yet this population keeps voting them into power! You don’t get
dumber than that!! Well done people – in this category you are
unbeatable!!
And sadly I know that my next comment is going to piss off a lot of
people but – the dumbest population includes the whites because we just
keep slogging on no matter what they do to us – seems we will never be
able to get rid of that “kak en betaal” mentality we grew up with!!
Well done Mr. Zuma and the ANC you are champions in so many categories that it literally brings tears to my eyes!!
WHAT NOW FOR WHITE SOUTH AFRICANS?
